not to debase religious inclinations, but I once had a former internet chat buddy DM me after years of not speaking to tell me that my then-boyfriend was a Satanist or something. he then said, "I'm sorry about everything."

I was in denial about that for a long time, but the fact is that most of his hometown friends were into all that satanic metal stuff, which...idk whatever. I loved watching his band but really did not like the people, although some were nice to me and are good people.

my "dabbling" only really included reading and trying to piece together how Freemasonry and the Satanic church were intermingled. the witchy stuff is also not my thing, like, I don't even carry around "energy rocks" or whatever. the weird hipster spiritual healer guru bullshit is annoying AF to me.

to put the pro-abortion rumors to rest, I've never had one and never would. I once made a fundraiser on Facebook for planned parenthood to raise like $420,000,000 or something to raise awareness about how they're funded by the federal government. either I meme'd the left too good or not, but I guess it confused EVERYONE 😂

(mission accomplished)