Never tried one not sure if I would enjoy it…
Smart people use the bidet.
If you don't have a bidet in your bathroom, you are not a real bitcoiner.
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You have no idea of the discomfort we Italians feel when we can't find a bidet abroad.
I’m sure once something is normalized and then not to be found is frustrating must be way more common over there there’s still parts of America still using outhouses I probably feel the way you do when I am forced to use an outhouse and can’t find a modern bathroom