Not getting morning wood?

- Do a carnivore elimination diet.

- Disrespect seed oils.

- Get full body sun every other day.

- Reduce grains and starches.

- Supplement slow-release #niacin.

- Supplement dessicated bull's balls.

- Start lifting #StartingStrength.

- Dump your porn habit.

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Full body?

Like tan my butthole?

Only if you want more morning wood 😘

Haven’t been feelin my lady boner lately 😞

Damn! Not good. What are you missing?

Apparently sun on my butthole.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ some Vitamin D!

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Someone's son in her butthole?

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ damn!! Thats freaky awesome

I'm a fuckin' pervert πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ πŸ˜‚

You got that right, we all need some naughty side.

It keeps things interesting 😘

If you'd like I'll feel it for you 😘

If i haven't looked at the literature for perennial sunning (is there any?) but I know it feels good and tames bad bacteria/fungi. Sun your butthole.

lift weights for two months.

All soft Woodrow issues solved.

I have morning wood 24 hours a day

Hell yeah Starting Strength is the best.