I definitely self centered. Imagine you have 10 things on your to do list for the day and this is one that you thought would take 5 minutes.

Isht took 3 phone calls and a visit to the local office. The reps were all polite. And I know it's not their fault. But jeez laweeze.

3 days bc I couldn't transfer funds between my own accounts until they had a signature card. I had set it up over the phone.