Ladies, welcome to the #nostr.

I regret to inform you that, although nostr is a protocol and not an app,

it is still a place where the vast majority of its inhabitants are guys, clinging to a desperate hope that they might find romance in a land of text and memes.

In the absence of actual romance, however, these sad souls will scroll desperately for any momentary satisfaction; as one would try to drink from a cactus after days in the desert.