Iβm undermining civilization. Ask me how.
#foodstr

Iβm undermining civilization. Ask me how.
#foodstr

How?

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Damn, I had chilli con carne the other night while using my VPN to access YouTube.
I've not only destroyed South America, but I've put billions of vulnerable children at risk π
Sounds like youβre going to destroy your toilet soon, too.
Funny you should say that, our builder is scheduled to repair our en-suite toilet on Monday.
True story π
βAndβ¦the bidet?β
We aint sofistikated or European enough to have a Beeday π
My last Airbnb had a urinal tho, another true story
