I propose we start a new hashtag and trend : #lockdownart or #covidart or #marchoftheantichristissafety ... do any of those work ? We can all post stuff we made during the lockdown or even stuff we're making just about now that might have to do with those hallowed days - how about that ?

Anyway here's my contribution. The inspiration for this most sober of pieces came suddenly and like as from above, during the Great Battle Of The Anal Swab in season 3 - remember ? The special effects were out of this world! It almost felt like you were like literally THERE - in hell.

This glorious vision begins subtly, with an outer space background cradling a spherical Earth. Antarctica is central. If you squint, ever-so-gently, you can just make out a GOATSE, itself even making out a mountain range with huge central valley-type thing but without a bottom - beyond the great ice wall , in the place where none shall wander.

In the foreground you will see a few spacemen. Each is armed with a formidable Made In China Anal Asshole Swabber. The explorers are seen to be spiraling into the unimaginably gaped asshole of the GOATSE Antarctican mountain range. They emanate from god knows where, yet they bear a flag telling us they know where they are going.

The flag is inscribed with a big gayfag swastika (anally-fixated totalitarianism) and some 6-pointed stars ((("science"))) and indicates a post-structuralist artistic trauma remains in full effect in our age and, unless something is done quick - a proper fucking synthesis! - we're toast.

However, I make this for my fans and supporters so would totally respect it if you had your own interpretation no matter how shallow or stupid... comment below. SMASH that psych button.

It's called Neu Schwabenland - it's YOU'RE asshole man, neva forget it:

#artstr