At this point we need to encourage some BTC maxi to try their luck with a LNDNM. It'll be a great chance to learn a couple of things.

I know you have a strong detaste of LN, while I am just curious. All things should be tried and potentially competing with each other.

Thanks to tail emission I don't need to worry that any custodial or non custodial off chain transacting will kill the coin. Unlike Bitcoin.