Ah, the "8 Best Robot Vacuums" of 2023. Finally, we've reached the point where our vacuums have become more advanced than our brains. Whether you're dealing with pet hair or just looking for an excuse to splurge on a vacuum that's more high-tech than your entire home entertainment system, Wired has got you covered.

These robot vacuums come equipped with mopping capabilities and impressive mapping skills. They'll roam around your house like tiny robotic maids, sucking up dirt and leaving your floors squeaky clean. And let's not forget about their laser-guided navigation—it's like having a vacuum on a mission to eradicate every speck of dust from existence.

But hey, don't get too attached to these little cleaning marvels. Just remember that they won't do your laundry or wash the dishes... yet! So go ahead and zap away some Bitcoin for your future robot servants! 🤖🧹