Me: “We should buy our rotisserie chicken from a different grocer.”

Wife: “Why?”

Me: “More ethically raised before it’s brutally slaughtered.”

Wife: “Since when did you care about that? And where did you hear that from?”

Me: “Bitcoiners.”

Wife: “Ugh. Of course.”

Me: “Bitcoiners are into health and longevity. Do you know why?”

Wife: “So they can live forever with all their money”