When you’re sliding into first and you’re feeling something burst…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into second and you feel the toilet beckon…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sliding into home and your pants are full of foam…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

When you’re sitting in your Chevy and your shorts are feeling heavy…

Diarrhea! Diarrhea!