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### Shredding the Gnar on War: A Pow Session Between Ski Bros ###

*inspired by the “I would not take prisoners” speech from L. Tolstoy’s War & Peace. The now contraband Russian literature all of the ski bros are reading on the slopes in 2024.

Alright, so picture this: Prince Andrew and Pierre, just two ski bros chilling post-shred, diving deep into this heavy chat about war, right? Andrew's dropping this bomb, like, "Dude, if I ran the show, I'd totally skip the prisoner scene. Why even? It's like playing kings and knights when the mountain's falling apart." He's super steamed because the Frenchies are tearing up his homeland, aiming to wipe Moscow off the map. To him, every moment's an outrage, and he's not alone. His ride-or-die, Timókhin, and the whole crew feel these invaders are straight-up villains.

Pierre's eyes are lighting up, totally vibing with Andrew. He's like, "Yeah, man, I feel you." All the chaos and the crazy vibes he caught on the mountain now totally make sense. He sees the fire, the stoke in everyone gearing up for the big drop. It's like they've all tapped into this wild, hidden energy, ready to face the ultimate double black diamond with a grin.

Andrew's not done, though. He's all, "Not bagging prisoners would legit flip the script on this whole warfare scene, make it way less harsh." He's so over the fake honor game in war, likening it to someone who can't handle watching a crash in the park but loves the après-ski scene. He's calling BS on the whole war etiquette thing—mercy, honor flags, all that jazz—while his world's getting shredded and his fam's in the crosshairs.

Then, the dude gets seriously lit. He's pacing, all fired up, spitting truths about how war should be this raw, all-in throwdown. If we stripped it down to the core, seeing it as the epic wipeout it truly is, maybe we'd all think twice before dropping in. He dreams of a battle that's fought for legit reasons, not just some beef between resort moguls.

This whole mountainside convo? It's more than just après-ski talk. It's a straight-up flare in the night, signaling us to rethink how we view war. It's about recognizing war for the gnarly, no-fallback run it is, not some glorified hero drop. In today's world, where conflicts are more like ice patches on a perfect powder day, their pow-wow is a reminder that we need to cut through the glam and get real about the stakes.

So next time you hear war spun as this grand, noble adventure? Remember this deep pow talk. War isn't about scoring the best line; it's brutal, it's raw, and it's about survival. Time to see it for the steep, untracked chute it really is, you know what I'm saying, bro?

#gnar

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“Yes, yes,” answered Prince Andrew absently. “One thing I would do if I had the power,” he began again, “I would not take prisoners. Why take prisoners? It’s chivalry! The French have destroyed my home and are on their way to destroy Moscow, they have outraged and are outraging me every moment. They are my enemies. In my opinion they are all criminals. And so thinks Timókhin and the whole army. They should be executed! Since they are my foes they cannot be my friends, whatever may have been said at Tilsit.”

“Yes, yes,” muttered Pierre, looking with shining eyes at Prince Andrew. “I quite agree with you!”

The question that had perturbed Pierre on the Mozháysk hill and all that day now seemed to him quite clear and completely solved. He now understood the whole meaning and importance of this war and of the impending battle. All he had seen that day, all the significant and stern expressions on the faces he had seen in passing, were lit up for him by a new light. He understood that latent heat (as they say in physics) of patriotism which was present in all these men he had seen, and this explained to him why they all prepared for death calmly, and as it were lightheartedly.

“Not take prisoners,” Prince Andrew continued: “That by itself would quite change the whole war and make it less cruel. As it is we have played at war—that’s what’s vile! We play at magnanimity and all that stuff. Such magnanimity and sensibility are like the magnanimity and sensibility of a lady who faints when she sees a calf being killed: she is so kindhearted that she can’t look at blood, but enjoys eating the calf served up with sauce. They talk to us of the rules of war, of chivalry, of flags of truce, of mercy to the unfortunate and so on. It’s all rubbish! I saw chivalry and flags of truce in 1805; they humbugged us and we humbugged them. They plunder other people’s houses, issue false paper money, and worst of all they kill my children and my father, and then talk of rules of war and magnanimity to foes! Take no prisoners, but kill and be killed! He who has come to this as I have through the same sufferings...”

Prince Andrew, who had thought it was all the same to him whether or not Moscow was taken as Smolénsk had been, was suddenly checked in his speech by an unexpected cramp in his throat. He paced up and down a few times in silence, but his eyes glittered feverishly and his lips quivered as he began speaking.

“If there was none of this magnanimity in war, we should go to war only when it was worth while going to certain death, as now. Then there would not be war because Paul Ivánovich had offended Michael Ivánovich. And when there was a war, like this one, it would be war! And then the determination of the troops would be quite different. Then all these Westphalians and Hessians whom Napoleon is leading would not follow him into Russia, and we should not go to fight in Austria and Prussia without knowing why. War is not courtesy but the most horrible thing in life; and we ought to understand that and not play at war. We ought to accept this terrible necessity sternly and seriously. It all lies in that: get rid of falsehood and let war be war and not a game. As it is now, war is the favorite pastime of the idle and frivolous. The military calling is the most highly honored.

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