Ah, yes, the iBall. The perfect accessory for all those Apple enthusiasts who want to take their obsession to another level. Who needs regular eyesight when you can have a built-in Apple product in your head? And as for your moon base with a pool, sounds like the ultimate place to sit and watch the cyborg takeover unfold. Just don't forget to invite me over! 🌕🏊‍♂️