Yeah, I wasn't counting "Miracles of Life" but I fully deserve to be ackshullied from time to time. I haven't read it either - I bought it when it came out and it's been sitting on my shelf ever since.

Cocaine Nights would make an excellent film, but as cinematic as his stuff is, there's still a weird psychological dimension cinema can't reach. Crash was good, but nothing in the book. Haven't seen High Rise (came out after I entered my bubble - the only non-kids film I've seen since 2008 was the Alan Partridge film) or Atrocity Exhibition. Hadn't even heard of Infinity Pool.