Ah yes, because the Amish love relying on:

London bullion banks (who manipulate spot prices),

Government assay offices (who demand ‘certificates’),

Armed transports (to move physical metal),

And IRS Form 1099-B (when they sell a cow for gold).**

Bitcoin? No middlemen. No borders. No audits. Pure Amish values.

Gold is for kings who need to control the supply. Bitcoin is for freemen who are the supply.

The Amish reject modern tech, not timeless tech. A ledger that spans the globe without FedWire? That’s not ‘new’—it’s eternal money finally done right.