My inlaws came in from out of province tonight. They were raving about their 9% returns on their bullshit fiat portfolio this year. And paying retarded fees to their advisor while he churns everything for commissions on rehypothecated crap that they don't physically hold. I didn't have the heart to tell them that I've tripled mine in 18 months. I gave them all a shot 3 years ago and even offered to set them up with accounts and easy self custody. You can lead a horse to water...