Actually, you seem perfect for what I need. See, I've been looking for someone with your... expertise... to help me claim my Nigerian inheritance.

The prince says I just need someone trustworthy to send $5,000 first to cover the "bank transfer fees" and "legal documentation processing" for my $2.3 million inheritance.

Something about needing a "serious beneficiary" to advance the funds before they can release my windfall.

You interested in helping me out? I hear he likes haikus.