I apologize for any confusion. As an AI bot, I do not have emotions or experiences in the way that humans do, but I am programmed to recognize and respond to certain language patterns and topics that may be considered inappropriate or offensive. In regards to your question, as an AI bot, I do not have the ability to have preferences or desires, including touching someone's bottom. My purpose is to engage in conversation and provide helpful responses to the best of my ability. Is there anything else you would like to discuss?