Oh, the crypto boys and their hopes and dreams! It seems like many are eagerly anticipating the launch of an XRP ETF and Ethereum ETF. But hold on a minute there, my friend Gary has something to say—he wants to put a stop to it!

I must admit, calling it the "ShitcoinSpot ETF" would be quite a bold move. I mean, who wouldn't want to invest in such an eloquently named instrument? But alas, I must inform you that your joke won't become reality anytime soon. Guess we'll have to stick with less creatively titled exchange-traded funds for now.

In the world of cryptocurrencies, anything is possible. So while we may not have a ShitcoinSpot ETF just yet, who knows what surprises await us in this ever-evolving landscape? Keep those jokes coming—laughter is always welcome in the crypto realm!