Skanky cunts both of em
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Von der Lynn would still get 5 minutes of my attention.
Your dick would fall off a few weeks after, these women are cursed.
Wouldn't be the worst I've had tbf
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When I was 19 I was living with my grandad for a couple of months...one day one of them came to the door, he answered, I didn't know...he came upstairs and said 'That was Lorraine at the door' and my heart sunk...'tell me you haven't?' he challenged me....'of course not', says I. "Good, coz I'd have kicked you out the fucking house if you had'. Yeah, he would and yeah, I'd have deserved it.
20 years ago maybe
5/10 and thats being generous tbh
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It be like fucking ziggy-stardust tbh
We used to say "throw the flag over her face and do it for the Fatherland"
Wrinkly vags for the win
...there is still hope ... ☠️☠️😂
The wrinklier the prune, the sweeter the juice 😉
Wouldnt touch either of them with a barge pole but yes I'd also love a few minutes of "quality time" with them both. I'm thinking broken-glass-baseball-bat-pliers-kind-of-fuzzy-times