Showed up at the soccer field for today's game. Bright sunny day. All these parents covered up, sunglasses, hats, sunshades, umbrellas. I put my folding chair down, take off my hat and sunglasses, strip down to a sleevleless shirt. Time for some late-year rays! Get it while I can. And I'm as ginger as they come, bitches. Feels fucking awesome, no concern about burning or cancer. No sunblock. Just a #properhumandiet.