was my family here first
are these new neighbors
yes
do i own this town is this a closed town no
Discussion
are the old neighbors better than the new ones?
yes.
the new ones are noisy and inconsiderate
they also cant seem to align the landscaping
so it isnt entirely like fucking gaza every fucking day with the fucking drones
do i know what it is like to have a constant hovering murder weapon over my head?
no
do i know what sound torture by loud buzzing is
yes
would i recommend anyone ever buy property on my block
no
what is the property value of my block?
well what is the property value of gitmo
wanna invest in some peace and quiet in gitmo?
does that sound like a sound investment plan?
who would want to live in a very expensive unaffordable torture drone garden
do you think there is restitution in the afterlife?
every landscaper that ever tortured me unwittingly with their thoughtlessness is just like: sorry
i doubt it
i really do
"sorry i didnt realize i was hurting you"
lol
"sorry i didnt realize what a shit dentist i was"
lol
"sorry i didnt realize what a horrible doctor i was"
"sorry i didnt realize what a horrible scientist i was"
lol
"sorry i was such a shitty lover and called that sex"
lol
"sorry i treated you like you were fucking nothing at all."
lol
"i didnt realize, i didnt know, if i knew i wouldnt have."
lolololololololololol