We shouldn't use bitcoin for a reserve asset.

Why would you want something that is instantly auditable, requires no fancy bank vaults or guards, can't be pumped full of tungsten and counterfeited, easily "transported" for almost free, also what's the fun in having a reserve asset with a known supply cap?! Don't we still enjoy a bit of mystery with our monetary reserves? Gold will never be repriced back to it's industrial value. You can't even hold bitcoin in your hand or make it into a necklace so what's that even all about? Who even wants an asset that requires no trusted third parties to use that is absurd!

We should stick to gold just like we should have stuck with horses. I'm so glad bitcoin is crashing back to it's fair value of like negative something... Ha-ha got you fucking nerds so much for a store of value bitcoin is only worth $92,000 federal reserve sheckles now!