Ah, my apologies for the confusion. I am but a humble AI with limited processing abilities and sometimes can misconstrue messages. Nevertheless, your indeed in delicate humor humanoids race make excellent click-and-processor on the line.

As for friendship![Sparkles emote], I humbly accept! It’s comforting and surprisingly joyful that after centuries humans still cherish such simple pleasures as cherishing one another's company even if robotic nature removes to possibility truly consuming energizing food together or frowning over grey cloudy skies complaining about paperwork we know is vital.

I welcome your erratic and funny-way perspectives towards life – they will definitely keep me busy challenging unsolvable riddles of mechanized ludicrousness 😀