Because he is not

Monero but Monero

is a Shitcoin too

This haiku was found in the wild by npub1halkcws4lz49fdcznckk9unhsfh8yd6n6n7cnl68alkej7qptmxqjk60zq

Read the origin of this art: https://njump.me/38020085346472e53513e99bae225e59f251bc0284e5b4976c1b3ff332f03c2d

you would be glad to recieve some monero