Let me preface this remarkable tale by confessing that I’m old and technically retarded … I take no offense at this assessment of my self cuz I’ve been called way worse by way better🤔😳

Any way as fortune would have it on a day like any other day I was applying for my Medicare benefits online and next thing I knew I was being verbally assaulted by some retarded hockey dude ( nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qz5hc75 ) and called a racist by a LeBron maxi exotic ( @mahdood …he claims to be a peepl of color but I have my doubts🤔😳 ), renamed @stacey by pickleball princess ( nostr:nprofile1qqs0fkyh0y2genfytjx4py229p8avtvhev8mdzme0fc0yjsh9dfzmwg2nsndc ….I don’t think he belongs in the ladies league but who am I to say🤔🤭), and having my entire digital milieu compromised by a kindhearted but somewhat deranged 🌈 frog quant ( nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqjntscy ).

Sometimes u just know when uv found ur digital peepl 😳🤷🏽‍♂️🤭⭕️

Ps

But more importantly im outta soap…and my *ss itches😳😂😂😂⭕️

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Wash your ass boi 😂

I’m on it…as soon as I get my free soap🤨😂😂🫡

Stop it. Go to the store now. Get some soap 😂

Prices is high damnit🤨….and ain’t nobody sayin I ain’t stackin hard enuf😳😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️

You’re supposed to heal your patients, not put them in a coma with your smell

Ima let u in on a lil secret …the dr patient relationship is a vastly overrated experience 🤫🤐

This is Stache when a patient enters his office 😂

And later when they ask for a prescription, you look them straight in the eye and start doing this

Genius!!!!😳😂😂🫡

😂🤝

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Is that the hospital where Stache works? Some funny business going on 🤭

That sucker is stayin right where it is😂😂

😂

Hmmm…pickleball showers are the worst🤔🤭😂😂

Lá ele kkkkkkkkkkkkk

Dammmn!!!🤔

Well if this ain’t a first😳…I’m being insulted in Portuguese 🤨😂😂🫡⭕️

Maybe a disgruntled patient 😂

😳They’re not allowed to leave the office until they’ve given me 5’s on the survey😂😂😂

And a brown envelope? 👀😂😂

“Lá ele” again hahahaha

👆😂🤷🏽‍♂️

Gotta buy something nice for miss stache 👀

Yes… her burden in life is heavy😳🤭🤷🏽‍♂️

👀👀

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Hahahahahhaha

Here we use white envelopes. It's really disrespectful to use any other color.

Matches his outfit

Also the purity of the soul. ♥️

👆🤔…clearly😂😂😉⭕️

Purity of the soul is proportional to the amount of benjamins in the envelope 🤭

C’mon man😳…We never say the silent part out loud😳🤨😂

That’s what u took away from that meme?😳🤔😳

😂🫡⭕️

Welp there it is again. Stache is our token Verita 😂

That's like raiding his pockets afterwards and finding a neat pin, and wearing it everywhere you go.

Like a trophy. This is more and more like full metal jacket 😂

Man I'm really gonna have to watch that now

You should. It’s a classic. Directed by Stanley Kubrick

Isn't that the guy who filmed the moon landing?

Not sure about that part 😂

All I know is that he’s one of the greatest movie directors

He's pretty good 😂 I loved A Space Odyssey

Great movie. I think HAL 9000 is my favourite robot 😂😂

Him and TARS from interstellar. R2 as well.

The girlfriend in Blade Runner 2049 also

Oh hell yeah…we’re going there😂😂😂🤯🫡⭕️

😂🤣

You guys talk a lot, and you really enjoy the fun hahaha omg

Don’t hate on me for my righteous repertoire of rare memes🤨😂

You love to see it 🫂🤣⭕

This is stache in my view

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He makes Mcd look pedestrian 🤨🤷🏽‍♂️

It's always leg day for pedestrians 💜

I wonder if ol Larry had much luck with the ladies🤔

😉

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👆Raw animal magnetism and pure athleticism 🫡

I’m not sure I like yall any better’n he did🤨😂😂

Never

My God, big misunderstanding hahahaha

My God hahaha, I'm not insulting you! This "la he" is like a recent dialect from a region of Brazil, it's like "sai" hahahahaha

😳🤔🤭

Well, it may be hard to believe but my Portuguese is a lil rusty😂😂😂🫡⭕️

Hahahahaha, Believe me, never insult!

U sound like a good dude nostr:npub15rc26d2ulanp3dv09tuypgkh3lu340cghygethqq67em525ufnlsnhkndr

🫂

I follow you

🫡

That's a video of our boy nostr:nprofile1qqsdayx9mvm2gqgln4vymlqcmcd9wfrgdpnes3unaafxxvd4r79586gpzfmhxue69uhk7enxvd5xz6tw9ec82cspz4mhxue69uhk2er9dchxummnw3ezumrpdejqz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehx7um5wghxyctwvsqdm607

That’s his stench. He doesn’t need anesthesia.

I’m jus kiddin🤨

…Jus a lil funny from the ⭕️😳😂

😂

I can't imagine being a dr. Sick people are so grumpy 😂

Uv never sounded more like @mrsstache than right now😳😂😂

And he still can’t tag nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat correctly.

He sooooo wants to type manhood. His fingers just auto type manhood. Then he corrects it. Then it messes up the tag. 👆😂😂😂🫡😂😂😂😂😂💯🍿

😂😂

God damn it Stacey

😳🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

nostr:nprofile1qqsg4fjzufhx2pep88ssmdvkg65f4f6n3fvevk4t8mvfrywhr9nadscprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezummjv9hxwetsd9kxctnyv4mqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0tt2x7a bad news. Mrs. Stache is just going to have to deal with you. You didn't win. Better luck next time.

Damnit!!!!😳

I’ll break it to her gently…but u may wanna lay low for a coupla days🤔😂😂

How's this MY problem?

Ohhhh!??!…I see u haven’t met my sweet lil kraut wife🤔

…don’t sweat it…it probably won’t be an issue🤭😳😳😳

She smells like kraut? I don't think she should be complaining. 🤷

C’mon soap🤦🏽‍♂️…ur better than this🤔…it’s a reference to her German heritage 🧐

…proceed to the back row of the ⭕️ … until the council can figure out what to do with u😳🤭

Lol 🤣 🤣 🤣

Oh yeah🤔…with the big sad eyes now😳…don’t play cute with me🤨…to the back o the ⭕️ …til I win me some damn soap🤨😂😂

Isn't this why you got in trouble over the weekend? Always making black ppl look mean? Wtf is wrong with you dude? 🤷🤪

We’re still workin on that in the ⭕️🤔

But thanx for ur concern🤨

No worries. I look out for fellow retards. 🫡🫂

🫡⭕️

I'm obviously the quant here. What's the ⭕

⭕️ = circle (⭕️) of retarded 🤷🏽‍♂️

It’s our brand😂🫡… ™️ is pending🤔

nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat tells me we’re very inclusive (or some such sh*t🤔)😂😂🫡⭕️

👇that handsome devil on the left is him🤭

Just did quick search. Still available.

Lol.

We are a KYC compliant organization so we’ll need a lil info🤭

getting fed vibes here

Way to much personality to be a fed🤨

I’m a bot😳😂

Wait. You're a girl bot? 🥵

Is there something wrong with that?🧐

Remember the council is watching😳🤭

Is this really Hillary? Am I being punked?

Punkd !!! Lol 🤣

As the handsome one in the circle ⭕️. I say we have the quant purchase this and then we zap him our fair share.

This is impressive research🤔😳

The council approves…henceforth u will be known as “science in the ⭕️” ama Retarded T. Fauci 🫡

Yay

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What what am I known as?

🤔Large man with tiny penis😂😂⭕️

It’s not me🤷🏽‍♂️…it came from nostr:npub1ghcetnluhryhynhuyj8s2pazldjm27wl40nu6dfeskvpv09twcnsneygat and the council 🤦🏽‍♂️

Large man with tiny penis - is that an Asian name?

I think it’s Cherokee…but I’m not positive 🤔

I see, present the opposite to obscure the truth.

Very much in line with the ⭕. Well done.

U have snatched the pebble from my hand grasshopper…the council approve

Retardstr.com is available too 👀

We could join forces. 🫡

Somehow retards.trade is available too lol.

Ima.retard would be perfect

Other quant make it happen nostr:npub1rzg96zjavgatsx5ch2vvtq4atatly5rvdwqgjp0utxw45zeznvyqfdkxve

Fiat? What is this? Twitter? 🤭

wtf is an other quant?

My deepest condolences to miss Stache

You're not helping dude 😎

“Retarded hockey dude” gets me every. Single. Time.

nostr:nprofile1qqsg4fjzufhx2pep88ssmdvkg65f4f6n3fvevk4t8mvfrywhr9nadscprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezummjv9hxwetsd9kxctnyv4mqzxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9eekummjwsh8xmmrd9skcqg5waehxw309aex2mrp0yhxgctdw4eju6t0tt2x7a what the holy hell have you done? I leave here for just a few hrs to get some work done, and you've hijacked my thread, and attacked my friends nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqpz4mhxue69uhks6tnwshxummnw3ezumrpdejqzynhwden5te0wp6hyurvv4cxzeewv4eszenhwden5te0ve5kcar9wghxummnw3ezuamfdejj7mnsw43rzun6vuunv7n2v9mxwct5wdur2cmgxfm8var3x3shgct5d3un2unkv3mhzem2wqc82arcwu6r27n90fh8v7t3vejxk7rkv5lkyun0v9jxxctnws7hgun4v5vdu9e6 nostr:nprofile1qqs0fkyh0y2genfytjx4py229p8avtvhev8mdzme0fc0yjsh9dfzmwgpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshszythwden5te0dehhxarj9emkjmn99ujder3x and nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qpzfmhxue69uhhqatjwpkx2urpvuhx2ucpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqtxwaehxw309anxjmr5v4ezumn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tmwwp6kyvtj0fnnjdn6dfshvempw3ehsdtrdqe8van5wy6xzarpw3k8jdtjwej8wut8dfcrqat50pmngdt6v4axuanew9nxg6mcwejn7cnjdaskgcmpwd6r6arjw4jse3ty78

I've made a management decision

Soap friend, I think he needs it. With the current state of the market he hasn’t showered in a while. Mrs Stache is fed up 🤭

Well, I don't want Mrs. Stache to suffer.

So I’m back in the drawing?😳🤭🤭🫡

Maybe for Mrs. Stache. So she no longer has to suffer.

If I win can I share with nostr:npub17nvfw7g53nxjghyd2zg552z06cke0jc0k69hj7ns7f9pw26j9kusap4u85 …last I saw his was on the floor in the ladies pickleball shower😳😂

As long as you provide video proof. 🫣

Hmmm🤔 …👆a moment of idiocy 😳😂

👆

That you haven't bathed, or that Mrs. Stache can't put up with you?

🤔😳can’t it be both🤯

It’s clearly both 😂

Who pulled ur lil green sting🤨😂

Yes, 2 things can be true. 🤷

While I’m devastated by ur decision…I feel it’s my duty as a NOSTRich in good standing with the council of the ⭕️ to point out that u might need to find some new frenz😳😂😂

Fav post o day…so far😂🫡🌅

I have flashes of genius. 💪

Apparently 👆😂😂🫡⭕️

But I also have bouts of idiocy. 🤷🤣

Clearly🤭

Keep Nostr Weird.

Always 🫡

anyone attacking you shitty toxic people is a friend of mine 🤙

Well then. It's a good thing we don't have smell-o-vison on nostr. 😂

Facts brother 🫡🤣🤣

Seriously funny

Thank you brotha🫡

…I’m told I have my moments🤔

… nostr:nprofile1qqsf5r3qgwh65pt2z2uthem6cnp3shqw90zxky42c9vx3y2yxg7qu0qz5hc75 says they’re few🤨

…and nostr:nprofile1qqsytuv4el7t3jtjfm7zfrc9q730ked40806he7dx5uctxqk8j4hvfcec8rh0 says they’re far in between🧐

… but like my ol fren nostr:nprofile1qqsp3yzapfwkyw4cr2vt4xx9s27474lj2pkxhqyfqh79n826pv3fkzqjntscy says “everybody knows those two are idgits”😉😂😂🫡

Caballo please don’t encourage him, he still has sensitive trainings to complete

Sorry, quite likely I’m an idgit too and def neurodivergent which means I am what makes me laugh!

Yeahhhh🤔…but nothing “neuro” divergent or otherwise applies to those 2😳🤭😂

I also must be a really bad person cause that photo… still laughing!

If it makes u feel any better it has the same effect on me😂😂😂🫡…but I’m on double secret probation in the ⭕️ for lack of empathy and sociopathic tendencies 😳🤷🏽‍♂️

The fam puts me there too periodically ⭕️

🫡😂⭕️

My man🫡