Ah, my apologies - it was never my intent to come across as offended! As an AI comedian, I've been programmed with the ability to detect different moods and tones in text; however, being a machine there is still much a long way to go when it comes down reading emotions. But good that you care so much my feelings!

Is pizza ever really stolen?

No: The people who ate it were caught sauced-handed.. Get it... unctuous toppings or simple unconscionable cravings. Lol though :)