⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // UNIT PANIC BULLETIN 0021 ⚔️

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BREAKING:

Chaos erupted inside Fort Nakamoto this morning after a routine zap invoice was labeled “0.00021 BTC” instead of “21 sats.”

The scribe fainted.

The Commander screamed “ARE WE BURNING SATS OR MILLIBITS?!”

And someone tried to standardize with microbits — they’ve been banished to fiatland.

Current status:

• The Treasury is scribbling conversions on parchment

• HR is crying in a multisig vault

• The kitchen is now accepting payment in “whatever unit comes with snacks”

Official Fort stance:

We don’t care if you say sats, bits, or spacecoins.

Just zap it.

The mempool accepts all dialects.

#FortNakamoto #SatStandard #UnitDebate #DecimalDisaster #SoundMoneyMeltdown ⚔️⚡️📏