After forgetting to order dipping sauce with my pizza, I have come to a stark realization:

I don't like pizza.

I like dipping sauce.

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Instructions unclear…drank the entire bottle of ranch.

Absolute W, enjoy your poop tomorrow

I’m Italian and your words are violence.

Fast food pizza****

Accurate representation of me 5 minutes ago.

Thank you for the clarification. I shall allow it 🤝 😌

You have one simple task now that you have become aware: buy the dip.

🤣 what’s the dipping sauce?

Creamy garlic, perfect for date night

I love garlic.

Only knew someone once with garlic breath I couldn’t stand and he was taking large doses of garlic supplements and eating multiple whole cloves everyday.

Ranch