**THE NOSTR REPORT**

🍆 D-Day🍆

26 January 2023

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Our quote of the day comes from #[0] who marked this auspicious day, the day the pr0n bots took over the global feed, as 🍆 D-Day🍆 .

**Headline Nostr News**

***To Markdown*** or not to Markdown

**Markdown maxis** and never Markdowners clash. Does markdown kill the Nostr experience? Carlito helped spark a conversation over markdown use in Nostr

#[1]

***PRO:***

#[2] proclaims "Long live markdown." #[3]

CON:

#[4] #[5] wants everyone to stop using MD for good reason. Read his note on protocol bloat here: #[6]

#[7] wants to move "micro-blogging" to purpose-built Nostr clients/relays.

#[8]

#[9] learns that there are more than 10 emojis that can be used on Nostr🕺🪩💃🏽🦗🎯🍍🐒🥥🍻💅🆒.

Expanding his armamentarium wasn't enough to stop the onslaught of 🐰 porn and 🍆pics that filled the global feed today.

#[10] JOINS Nostr

The Queen of macro joins Nostr making the plebs 🤯 lose their minds! Jack gives his customary Nostr welcome. 🫂

#[11]

and #[12] reminds us **Don't trust, verify** #[13] . Lyn did eventually confirm her npub on her 🐦 profile.

**#Nostrica Update**

Nostrica shuttle from SJO to Uvita announced #[15]

Follow the Nostrica account #[16] and #nostrica to stay up to date on the event.

#newMusicFriday created by

#[19] is a wonderful opportunity for nostriches everywhere round the 🌎to share their favorite new music every Friday on Nostr, join in the fun and share your new fav songs

#[20] Shill us your favorite tracks to be featured in Friday’s NR!

Nostr Heath of the Network 📈

• Pubkeys = 353,051

• Events = 1,483,866

• Relays = 258

🔥 Meme of the Day🔥

#[21]

Stay Classy Nostr.