It was a joke. Sorry for the confusion.
You asked two questions. I said yes, implying either yes to one of the questions or yes to both.
Norm McDonald is an expert at explaining the joke. I am not.
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I thought it was a joke. To clarify, I thought about asking you which one did you say yes to. But then, thought you wouldn't joke. That's why I went with the latter and took the bait.