LMFAO
SIGN UP FOR A BANK BONUS FOR HAVING DIRECT DEPOSIT
AVERAGE DAILY BALANCE PROBABLY LESS THAN A CUCK BUCK
TODAY THE BONUS HITS. I GO TO WITHDRAW
IMMEDIATELY: 'PROFILE ON HOLD BECAUSE WE COULD NOT VERIFY YOUR IDENTITY'
BANKS DOWN HARD #CLAWBACKS
Discussion
In reality what they couldn’t verify was their own solvency 🤷♂️
YEP ZERO CHANCE
I CALLED TO TRY AND RESOLVE IT THEY SAID THERE WOULD BE A 3 DAY HOLD ON MY ACCOUNT, WHEN I KEPT ASKING HARD QUESTIONS IT WENT SILENT AND THE CALL DROPPED 🤣
They need to keep your money
