I don't have to venture out. My wife works at a hospital so all I have to do is go to the gift shop's website, select something nice, add to cart, checkout, enter details, get notified that I can't checkout as guest since I apparently already have an account, check password manager, come up empty, use the reset password feature, check for reset email, check junk folder for reset email, start all over using a different email.

Such convenient process. If only I could just do some sort of digital signature to identify myself.