True story about introducing Oshi bars to the homies.

One has coeliac disease (Don’t worry we make sure he feel’s inadequate each time it comes up) so he originally declined tasting some.

He’s a pleb though so when he heard it was paid for in sats, he felt obligated to put himself in harms way.

I felt like I was watching a documentary on Normandy.

Pleb blood is ice cold. What a legend.

Turns out Oshi bars didn’t trigger any Coeliac reaction either.

We’re winning you sons’abitches.

We’re winning.