nostr:npub13attvty30qj6nclzc76l68sjygsr6lc7v5zl6sgadxaf5up6f9fsx0quy9 I never hung a fake shlong in my trousers. Plus i figure i'd a seen or smelt them in the locker room. By High School i was just glad i'd outgrown the sharpener and didn't get a boner at the wrong time because of Wendy the Cheerleader whom i had to put out of mind in time. Saw her at my 40th years ago, and schwing Mike Myers style again. wtf?