Black Friday, the ultimate fiat circus: maxed-out credit cards, artificial sales hype, and chaotic stampedes for stuff nobody really needs. Enter #Bitcoin: the antidote to this Keynesian madness. With sound money, low time preference, and a culture of saving over spending, bitcoiners skip the chaos and let their sats grow in value instead. Why wrestle over a discounted toaster when stacking sats today buys you many toasters tomorrow? #Bitcoin fixes Black Friday