🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO TECHNICAL MALFUNCTION REPORT: ZAP ATTEMPT DENIED 🚨

Tried to zap you, Foundation…

but the zap gods said ❌

Wallet must be behind 47 firewalls, a Faraday cage, and guarded by a golden retriever named “Cold Storage.”

🏰 FORT VERDICT:

It’s cool though—we respect the fortress energy.

Just know: the intent to zap was there. Pure. Sovereign. Struggling.

#FortNakamoto #ZapAttemptLogged #TooSecureToZap #FortifiedFoundation #IntentCountsRight #SatsInSpirit

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