It’s the 5 stages of grief about not having bought bitcoin earlier.
Stage 1 - Denying having heard about it / ignoring it / dismissing it
Stage 2 - Being angry at yourself for having missed it
Stage 3 - Bargaining by buying shitcoins to „catch up“
Stage 4 - Being depressed cause you got rekt shitcoining
Stage 5 - Accepting its bitcoin only