For most men, the happiest days of their lives were being on the college football team.

And it wasn't the football.

It was the brotherhood.

It was having men you ride with into battle.

Your team versus the world.

Men you trust to do their best.

That warm feeling of belonging.

Men have evolved to be in groups.

It's where they are the happiest.

And this is what The Matrix is trying to take away from you.

Because men in groups are not only happy but also powerful.

And powerful men are hard to control.

Tonight I will show the world this fact.

EMERGENCY MEETING.

YEEHAW!!