bro, I just had an idea. Hear me out: value8value - it's twice as good, and it feeds upon itself! 
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So no one is going to start from the first principle of value1value?
Perpetual value!
Wait til you hear the value12value theme song. Might make you want to upgrade from 8.
https://blossom.primal.net/258379de22f385cc3132052416aab6f688ab90a9d827df2f48b8e9371ca96cfd.mov
