God is what happens when your parents tell you your dog went to live on a farm because they were too lazy to have a difficult conversation with you. Then you never think for yourself hard enough in your entire life to spot the lie. So now your adult ass still believes there is a 35 human year old german shepherd out there living his best life on a farm. It never occurred to you to confirm by visiting the farm because you still aren't mature enough to face a difficult truth head on thanks to your parents always avoiding teaching you that skill because it would have been uncomfortable for them.