*Private Dominance: While the media focuses on a "Strategic Reserve," the real power lies in the fact that Americans and US companies own ~40% of the total Bitcoin supply.

The GDP Multiplier: As the Dollar Wrecking Ball liquidates foreign moochers, Bitcoin and US stables act as exit ramps. Because the US dominates Bitcoin supply, a pump in Bitcoin price acts as a massive injection of equity into the American balance sheet—effectively raising GDP and fixing the debt-to-equity ratio without needing a taxpayer bailout. The game theory has won; the US is irretractably incentivized to pump the corn.*