GM #nostr,

True story from an organic supermarket a while ago. There was this crying kid.

Kid: Daddy, Daddy, I want avocados! Waah!!!!

Dad: Then get some. Why are you crying.

Kid: Mom does not allow me!!!! - wahhh!!!

Dad: Why????

Kid: Because they're bad for climate.

I don't know if what I saw next was despair or early signs of an upcoming thunderstorm. But the climate in that room was definitely changing.

Back then, I was lmfao. Well, honestly, I still am today.

But now that I am a #dad, I am also extremely grateful that I'll never have to argue about ocean boiling avocados with my occasionally just regularly insane #wife and #soulmate.

Get work. Kiss your loved ones goodbye. Have a good start week.

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GM!

It's actually because the avocado plantations are owned by drug cartels and use slave labour.

But hey if you make it into a retarded straw man about climate change that makes it easier to ignore all the human suffering.

Instead of like, not being a piece of shit and just buying the avocados somewhere else