We’re thrilled to announce our new Layer-3 solution: Lightning in a Bottle™. Through advanced quantum Satoshi condensation and hermetic mempool sealing, we’ve finally achieved the impossible: trapping real Lightning liquidity in a physical container. True decentralization – in glass.

Feature List:

✅ Fully air-gapped Lightning node in bottle form

✅ Stick it in the freezer for ultra cold storage

✅ Simply smash the bottle to release sats