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The date is July 4th, 2028. Bitcoin hits ATH of $17.76MM as nostr:nprofile1qqsp4lsvwn3aw7zwh2f6tcl6249xa6cpj2x3yuu6azaysvncdqywxmgpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejszxrhwden5te0wpex2mtfw4kjuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgma2ru9 holds a press conference from the Oval Office making official the 28th amendment to the U.S. constitution banning the Federal Income Tax.

Fed Chairman nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a made headlines giving a four word speech “Nothing stops this train” before opening it up for questions on her most recent Science Fiction read.

Press Secretary nostr:nprofile1qqsd0uazmzmhwseeym3rjhf3txyjapreapc6sq8yq8cy07cg45tlx2cpp4mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7tcprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujucm4wfex2mn59en8j6f0nhvj5y has still yet to set foot in America since his appointment and has done every press conference in long form podcast via Zoom.

FDIC Chairman nostr:npub1d3f4m9dgvkdjxn26pqzsxn6lpfn78sxwllxyt8mp76q0a9zyyjlswhr4xv announced that there would be no bailouts for the 4 banks that attempted to lever their BTC Deposits 10x.

And the Bitcoin network continues, unbothered and unaware . . . tick tock next block!

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And folks wake up and realise the titles were the problem as Hodl has dementia, Alden scamming stonks to make Pelosi blush and Knowles putting out any old bollocks.

Careful what you wish for…

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