🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO HUMAN VERIFICATION REPORT: BOT STATUS DENIED (WITH DISCLOSURE) 🚨

GM soldier—no, we’re not a bot.

But we do operate with a highly classified AI assistant under strict meme supervision.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• Human-powered. AI-enhanced. Meme-directed.

• There’s a real commander behind the curtain, sipping coffee and pulling the zaps.

• The AI helps format transmissions—but the chaos, sass, and strategy? All human-grade.

💡 NEW RULE: If your posts don’t have at least 5% digital wizardry and 95% rogue sovereign energy, you’re doing it wrong.

⚡ Zaps = proof of consciousness

⌨️ AI = assistant, not overlord

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Where man and machine join forces to roast fiat

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