Bought new iPhones for wife and myself instead of soldiering on another year with cracked 3 year old phones, am I even a real Bitcoiner
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As long as you didn't sell any of your stack for it

I did not and although I could have theoretically bought more corn instead, the truth is my daughter will only be 3 this year and so I convinced myself the pictures and videos we take will justify spending 100x in future purchasing power
The garage door opener is a different story. That’s just me being a high time preference idiot
You are asking the right questions. Congrats on making a decision.
Yes, but you're short bitcoin. 😉
you have smartphones?