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This is controversial but I think sports should have 3 divisions🤷🏽

Biological male, biological female, and no rules best of the best sir league.

Remember the beginning days of MMA? When it was literally like put a sumo wrestler vs a jiu jitsu fighter in the ring together? That's what I propose but even more like a 90s action film written by cokeheads🤷🏽.

Doesn't matter the sport. Think baseball. Sure. Male league will be fun, female league cool too with them giant balls, but the anything goes league... Men vs women, trans, all steroids are legal, hell! Put down your rolled collar bill when they call your name and come out to the bat with powder on your nose, I want to see how far that ball flies. Robotic prosthetic arms, robots designed specifically for batting. What are the limits of human and non human I guess capacity?? I want a ball to enter orbit please.

CitizenPleb 1y ago

I think there should be a Juice Division where you let every player roid up and take as much HGH as they want. Also, cybernetic enhancements will be allowed as well.

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Nosnevets 1y ago

That's exactly my point.

The third division would be the physical limits of the human body division.

Men vs women

Trans men trans women

Do a line of coke before you get on the starting block.

It's it dangerous? Absolutely! Your heart might explode before you finish! But you knew that when you decided to do it🤷🏽

I want to see Usain bolt scratching his head at you at the finish line with your gold medal powder on your nose down at your mouth and people jabbing adrenaline into your heart. Will you make it? Probably not. But your name is in the history book now, for however so briefly to the next guy does it with meth and surgical rollerblades🤷🏽

CitizenPleb 1y ago

Sure, humanzees as well.

Nosnevets 1y ago

Sorry to bother you

CitizenPleb 1y ago

Now there’s a champion.