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Discussion
Central planning
Btc is going to zeroooooo
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Why did Elon Musk spend $44 billion to buy Twitter when it’s free in the App Store?
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Gracias
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more like an imperative sentence but ok
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Chinese has the freedom of speech 🤪🤣
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What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
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brown and sticky
Why did the moon skip dinner? Because it was full 🥸
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tenticles.
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
idk but the flag is a big plus
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Thanks
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you need to work on your humor
Tom Hanks is the rudest celeb i’ve ever met
cause i asked for an autograph and all he wrote was Thanks
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What do you call batman when he skips church?
Christian Bail
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What did the ice cube say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Nothing, because he was frozen with love!
What do you call a noisy ostrich?
A nostrich
(Source: the origin of our neighborhood bird, if I recall correctly)
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Cardano
My high school caclulus teacher told us this joke on the last day of school:
A man sits down at a bar, empty except for one other guy.
They chat for awhile, then buy each other a few drinks.
A beautiful woman walks in, and one of our two heros sits next to her.
He asks, “tickle your ass with a feather?”, and the woman, disgusted, says “get lost, perv!” and storms off.
Defeated, the man goes back to his new buddy.
“What the fuck was that? You asked to tickle her ass with a feather?”, buddy says, while signaling for more shots.
The guy says, “yea, it’s a brilliant move. You ask, and if she says yes, you’re in. If not, you pretend like you said ‘how about this nasty weather?’”
Another woman walks in. “Tickle your ass with a feather?”
“WHAT??”
“how ‘bout this nasty weather…?”
“oh…yea…sorry, I thought you said something else”
This goes on for some time. Many women, and many shots later, Casanova asks again, “tickle your ass with a feather?”
“Sure, why not.”
And our brilliant Casanova walks out with a stunning woman on his arm.
Flabbergasted, the other man orders a couple more shots, and decides he’s going to give it a try.
A woman walks in, and sits down right next to him.
He turns, and asks, “stick a feather up your ass?”
“EXCUSE ME?”, she says.
“It’s fuckin’ cold out, isn’t it?”
What is the difference between a Scottish sheep farmer and a Rolling Stones song?
“One says, 'Hey you, get off of my cloud!", and the other says, 'Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!”
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Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a greatman if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
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