🚨STEALTH SOVEREIGN SPRINTER – 41.5M sats (~€32k) 2007 Mercedes Sprinter camper 272k km, manual diesel, all-terrain tires.
Zero -compromise pleb fortress:
-Looks like a plain work van → park anywhere, never a knock
-Fixed queen bed slides into full lounge in 30 sec
-Massive kitchen, real walk-around space, 60L fridge, smart storage everywhere
-400W solar (room for 500W), 200Ah lithium, 2kW diesel heater, 2× Maxxair fans
-Proven 5-day full remote work autonomy
Netherlands pickup. BTC on-chain preferred. Fuck mortgages, fuck the state, live free.
First real stack takes the keys.